I Always Wanted A Tattoo — Until I Saw No. 2 Of These 17. How Revolting!

There are the tattoos of meaningful Taoist sayings in Chinese lettering, a cross, an anchor, or of course the rose with “Mom” scrawled across it. 

Then at the other end of the spectrum there are the true originals. These are about as good as it gets:

Inspired by Banksy:

So gross it’s almost not funny.

Adorable!

Where’s Wally?

This bush needs tiny garden shears

A very committed basketball fan.

A traumatic loss transformed into something beautiful.

Or something hilarious.

Or something hilarious.