91-year-old gives sperm sample to his doctor – only to get shocking news 3 days later

We begin to experience many different issues with our health or body as we grow older.

You’ve reached a point in your life where you no longer require a career you can retire, we need to take care of our health with the right vitamin or pills which can be a bit of a chore at times.

You do however have loads of spare time to enjoy many things, once retired.

I’m sure you will agree that unless we are fit and healthy it will be more difficult to enjoy that spare time you have now.

Enjoy this story, we hope you will laugh as much as we did.

As part of his physical exam a elderly man was asked by his doctor for his sperm count.

He handed a jar to the man and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The following day the 91 year old returned with a clean and completely empty jar to the doctors office.

The doctor inquisitively asked as he took one look at the jar and proceeded to ask, “What happened?”

The old man explained, “Well, doc, it’s like this – first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen – the lady next door – and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

As his eyes widened the shocked doctor then asked, “Excuse me? You asked your neighbor?!?”
To which the old man with a grin on his face replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open!”

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