Two Police Officers Saw An Old Woman. –
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street.
Stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail,
They decide to just drive her home.
They loaded her into the police car one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.
As they drove through the streets, they kept asking the woman where she lived.
All she would say as she stroked the officer’s arm is
They drove a while longer and asked again.
Again the same response as she stroked his arm.
The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman,
“Look. We have driven around this City for two hours and you still haven’t told us where you live.”
“I keep trying to tell you: You’re Passin It!”