This Old Woman Was Granted Three Wishes. –


An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when – all of a sudden – a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

Well, now,” says the old lady,

“I guess I would like to be really rich.”

POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

“And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”

POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

Your third wish?” asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

“Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asks.

POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

“Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”