John Brought His New Work Colleague. –

John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner.

As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and ki$$ed him.

“Wow!” said Robert. “And how long have you two been married?”

“Twenty-four years,” replied John.

“You must have a terrific marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years.”

“Don’t be fooled,” said John.

“She only does it to make the dog jealous.”