A Few Days Before A Couple Has 10th Anniversary. –

A few days before their 10th anniversary, the wife said

“I’ve put up with you for 10 years.”

“When I look out the window on our anniversary morning, I expect to see something that will do zero to 200 in under 5 seconds sitting in the driveway”.

That morning, she awoke, looked out the window and there in the driveway, wearing a bright red bow, was a brand new scale!