Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence. – Prev Article Next Article Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replied, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it won’t affect us ducks.” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts A 90 Year-Old Man Who Had Played Golf Every Day. – 3 Contractors Start Singing A Farmer Died Leaving His Will To His 3 Sons. –