Johnny Was Late For School. – Prev Article Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his wallet on the street. “Ah,” nodded the teacher, “you were helping him find it!” “Um, not really,” said Johnny, “but I had to keep standing on it until he would give up and go away.” Prev Article Related Posts A Woman Was Chatting With Her Friend. – Toddler diagnosed with rare stage three ovarian cancer receives clean bill of health A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed. –
