A Policeman Pulls Over An Old Priest For Swerving. – Prev Article Next Article A policeman pulls over a priest for swerving. As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat. Officer says, “father, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven’t been drinking have you?” “No my son. Why would you ask that?” “Well, I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you.” “Oh my son, that’s just holy water.” “OK father. So why is it in a bag?” “Well my son, that is to protect it from the sun’s rays.” “Mind if I take a sip?” “Not at all my son.” As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out… “Father, this is wine.” The priest, “PRAISE THE LORD. HE’S DONE IT AGAIN!” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts A Bear Is Chasing A Rabbit Through The Woods. – Four Older Women Are Sitting Around Playing Bridge. – A Husband Had Been Slipping In And Out Of A Coma. –
