Johnny Was Brought To Court. – Prev Article Johnny was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order! Order !” Johnny responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.” Prev Article Related Posts A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care. – An Old Man In Miami Calls Up His Son. – An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him. –