Little Johnny Ran Into The House. –
Little Johnny ran into the house, crying his eyes out.
His Mum asked him what the problem was.
“Dad and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish, a really big one. Then, while reeling it in, the line broke and the fish got away.”
“Now come on, Johnny,” his mother said,
“a big boy like you shouldn’t be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed.”