A Senior Citizen Said To His Eighty-Year-Old Buddy. – Prev Article A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good-looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a good cook?’ ‘Nah, she can’t cook too well.’ ‘Does she have lots of money?’ ‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’ ‘Because she can still drive!’ Prev Article Related Posts Paddy Said To His Wife Mary. – Little Johnny’s Humorous Take On Chemistry Class. – Dog Falls Into Canal And Starts To Drown, Until Group Of Dolphins Saves Him In Incredible Manner