A Man Enters A Pet Shop. –

A man enters a pet shop

He spots a parrot with a higher than normal price tag.

“Why is this bird so expensive?” he asked the shop owner

“Oh well, it’s a very special parrot you see” the owner replied “if you lift its right leg, it will sing a you hymn. And if you lift its left leg, it will recite a psalm”

“Wow!” the man was clearing impressed

“what would it say if i lift both its legs?”

“I will fall down, you moron” the parrot said from behind.