An Elderly Couple Went Out To A Restaurant. –

An elderly couple Frank and Lisa went out to a restaurant.

Both of them ordered the chicken gujons for dinner.

When they arrived, Lisa stopped the waitress.

“Just a minute! Why do I have only 4 pieces when my husband Frank has 5?”

The waitress told them the dinners were by weight.

“Weight??? Nobody weighed us when we came in!”