An Elderly Couple Went Out To A Restaurant. –
An elderly couple Frank and Lisa went out to a restaurant.
Both of them ordered the chicken gujons for dinner.
When they arrived, Lisa stopped the waitress.
“Just a minute! Why do I have only 4 pieces when my husband Frank has 5?”
The waitress told them the dinners were by weight.
“Weight??? Nobody weighed us when we came in!”