A Woman Came Home, Screeching Her Car Into The Driveway. –

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,

“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”

The husband said,

“Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” she said.

“Just get out.”