A Woman Came Home, Screeching Her Car Into The Driveway. –
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said,
“Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” she said.
“Just get out.”