A Policeman Caught A Mischievous Little Boy. –
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said,
“Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you.”
“In that case,” said the boy,
“I’ll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go.”