Maurice Is 70 Years Old. – Prev Article Next Article Maurice is 70 years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor. His doctor asks him a few questions. “Do you have any problems urinating?” Maurice replies “No, Doctor. It’s very regular, every morning at 7 am.” “And what about your bowel movements?” Maurice replies “They’re fine also, Doctor. Every morning at 8 am.” “So then why did you come to see me?” “I don’t wake up until 9 am” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts A Couple Are Sitting In Their Living Room. – Dog Pokes Face Out Of Shelter Kennel So She Can Watch Her Friends Get Adopted A Strong Young Man At The Construction Site. –