Clyde Sitting At The Bar With Mark And Kevin. –

Clyde sitting at the bar with Mark and Kevin, tells them,

“Last night while I was here drinking with y’all, a burglar broke into my house.”

Kevin asked,

“Did he get anything?”

“Yeah,” Clyde said,

“a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a foot in the family jewels. My wife thought it was me coming home drunk again !”