A Farmer Was Driving Along The Road. –

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.

A little boy who was playing in his yard called out

“What ya got in your truck”?

“Fertilizer,” the farmer said.

“What ya gonna do with it? the little boy asked.

“Put it on strawberries”, said the farmer.

The little boy thought it over and said,

“You ought to live here, we put sugar and cream on ours”.