The Squirrel Was Sitting In An Apple Tree. –
The squirrel was sitting in an apple tree when all of a sudden a cow came climbing up the tree.
Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the newcomer
“What in hell are you doing here”.
The cow’s answer was
“I thought I’d eat some oranges”
so the squirrel told him
“But this is an apple tree”.
And to that the cow answered,
“I know. I brought my own”.