An Eagle Was Perched In A Tree. –
An eagle was perched in a tree and was watching the skies for a partner.
Soon a lark flew past, and suddenly there was lots of squawking and the flurry of feathers.
Finally, the lark emerged from the tree and said,
“I’m a lark, and I’ve been sparked.”
Later, a dove flew past the same tree.
Again there was squawking and feathers flying.
Moments later the dove emerged from the tree and said,
“I’m a dove, and I’ve been loved.”
Still unsatisfied, the eagle waited for more birdlife.
Soon a duck flew by.
Again there was more squawking and feathers in the air.
Finally, the duck emerged and said,
“I’m a drake and there’s been a terrible mistake!”