A Man Walks Into A Bar And Leans Over To The Bartender. –
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender,
“Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so amazing that I can guarantee you’ve never seen it before?”
The bartender says, “Okay, but it had better be good.”
The man reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster.
He sets the hamster down on the bar. It scurries about, jumps off the end, turns a perfect somersault in midair, and lands on the piano.
He then begins to dance across the keys, playing the piano beautifully.
The bartender says, “Wow! That was truly incredible! Have a beer.”
The man finishes his beer and says to the bartender,
“Hey, if I show you something else that is so amazing I can guarantee you’ve never seen before, will you give me another free beer?”
“If it’s as amazing as that hamster, then sure,” the bartender replies.
So the man reaches into his other coat pocket and pulls out a frog.
He sets the frog down on the bar, and the frog begins to sing beautifully.
The bartender is again amazed, and the man earns another beer.
As the man is drinking his beer, a guy at the other end of the bar walks over and says,
“What a performer! I’ll give you $500 for that frog.”
The first man says, “It’s a deal!” and sells the guy his frog.
The bartender shakes his head slowly. “Not that it’s any of my business, mind you, but that was a real, live singing frog. Why would you sell it for only $500? You could have made millions off of it.”
The man says, “Nah, don’t worry. The hamster’s also a ventriloquist.”