Jack Looking To Buy A Horse. –

Jack looking to buy a horse.

“Listen here,” said John,

“I’ve got just the horse you looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey the way to get him to go is to scream Thank God.

Jack nodded his head, “fine with me, can I take him for a test run?”

Jack was having the time of his life this horse sure could run he thought to himself.

Jack was speeding down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “stop!” screamed jack, but the horse kept on going.

No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get it to stop. “yoyo” screamed Jack but the horse just kept on speeding ahead.

It was 5 feet from the cliff when Jack suddenly remembered “heyhey!” Jack screamed.

The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff.

Jack could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raised his hands in the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction

“Thank God.”