A Madcap Escaped From The Mental Asylum. – Prev Article Next Article A madcap escaped from the mental asylum and hid in a farm barn. Feeling bored, he decided to drag a Jenny female donkey), a male donkey and decided to marry them. He gathered all the barn animals and began the ceremony. He started by asking: ” Do you promise to stay beside each other, eat hay with each other and graze forth till death do you apart?” Then pinched them both till they hee- hawed. Then he said: ” I now pronounce you donkey and wife”…. Then looked at the donkey and said: ” You may now kick the bride” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts Homeless man walks up to bartender with $2 for food Jimmy Carter is about to turn 96 and you can wish him a Happy Birthday A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Dog. –