Johnny And His Dog That Ate The Homework. –

“Johnny, where’s your homework”?

Miss Martin said sternly to Little Johnny while holding out her hand.

“My dog ate it”, was his solemn response.

“Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that”?

“It’s true, Miss Martin, I swear”, insisted Johnny.

“I had to force him, but he ate it”!