A Woman Drove To The Local Grocery Store. –

A woman drove to the local grocery store to buy a roast chicken to serve for a special dinner she was hosting.

She was looking through the selection of chickens, but couldn’t find one big enough for all of her guests.

So she approached a worker and asked:

“Excuse me, do these chickens get any bigger?”

The worker replied:

“No ma’am, they’re dead.”