The Old Woman Recalled Her Wedding Anniversary. – Prev Article Next Article An old farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen, When the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. “Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts Mom is woken by strange growl from pit bull, rushes into son A Fisherman Was Lying On A Beach. – Three Elderly Women Are Talking About Their Troubles. –