A 3rd-Grade Teacher Always Took Roll Call. – Prev Article Next Article A 3rd-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid who sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.” The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, “My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby … if I can, and I think I can.” The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, “My name is Johnny, and I don’t give about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can … and I think can!” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts An Elderly Man Decides To Join A Senior Dating Site. – Mean Lady Yells At Child For Selling Candy Outside Target Until A Stranger Puts Her In Her Place The Life And Times Of Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Lawyer, Judge, And Stalwart Champion Of What’s Right