An Elderly Lady Went To Court For Shoplifting. – Prev Article Next Article An elderly lady went to court for shoplifting. “What is it that you stole?” the judge asked her. “Well, Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches.” Alright. “How many peaches were in the can?” “Six,” she answered, wondering what he would ask that for. Okay. Well, I’m going to give you six days of jail, since there were six peaches in the can, okay? “Does that sound fair to you?” “Yes, Your Honor. I suppose it does.” “Your Honor!” her husband piped up. “I thought you should also know… she also stole a can of peas…” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts Dog Born Without Back Legs Has Learned To Balance On Front Legs Thanks To Her Kind Owner A Mother Found A Candy Bar Wrapper. – A Dying Grandma Tells Her Grandchild. –