Two Women Are Arguing Over Whose Dog Is Smarter. – Prev Article Next Article Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter…. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.” Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : “My dog told me.” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts A Man Is Driving Down A Country Road. – Teen Spots Car On Fire And Rushes To Save Family Of 4 Trapped Inside. A Single Guy Decided Life Would Be More Fun If He Had A Pet. –