A Grandma Was Cleaning Her Attic With Her Cat. –
A grandma was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company.
Amongst the boxes and old papers, she found a little lamp.
She picked it up and wiped it off with her apron, when “POOF” out popped Genie.
“I will grant you three wishes” proclaimed Genie.
The grandma thought for a moment and said
“I wish I was the most beautiful 20-year-old woman in the world, I wish I had more money than I knew what to do with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince around.”
The Genie nodded and after a huge cloud of dust cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp.
The grandma looked at herself and she was certainly beautiful.
She was surrounded by scads of money in Large Bills.
She flung an armful in the air and watched it flutter down around her.
She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash.
Then she turned to look where her adoring cat once stood.
There in the feline’s place stood a tall, dark, handsome man with chiselled features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders, and a soccer-players-tush.
She walked over to him, he put his arms around her, brushed his hand upon her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whispered softly,
“Now, aren’t you sorry that you had me n**tered?”