One Hot February Day We Found An Old Straggly Cat At Our Door. – Prev Article Next Article One hot February day we found an old straggly cat at our door. incidence She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pu*$ycat. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, [the complainer] said, “OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks.” My husband and my vet don’t like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor’s office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, “Your wife’s pu**y is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God knows who the father is!” And he closed the door. Prev Article Next Article Related Posts An 97-Year Old Lady Passed Away. – Little Johnny And His Father Went Fishing. – Man Gives Poor Kid Ride In His New Car. But What Followed Shook Him To The Core.