A Traveling Salesman Was Driving Through Farm. – Prev Article Next Article A travelling salesman was driving through farm country. He took his eye off the road for a second, then all of a sudden “WHAM!” — he ran over a rooster crossing the road. He stopped the car, got out, confirmed the rooster was dead and saw a nearby farmhouse. He drove up to the house, knocked on the door, and an old farmer answered. The salesman said, “I was driving past and I think I accidentally ran over your rooster. I’m terribly sorry, but I’m more than willing to replace him.” The farmer looked puzzled for a minute, and finally shrugged his shoulders and said “Suit yourself. The hens are around the back.” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts A Pharmacist Narrowly Escapes Getting Punched In The Nose By An Irate Husband A Farmer Was Helping One Of His Cows Give Birth. – Soldier Surprises His Children at School By Coming Home 1 Month Early