A Traveling Salesman Was Driving Through Farm. – Prev Article Next Article A travelling salesman was driving through farm country. He took his eye off the road for a second, then all of a sudden “WHAM!” — he ran over a rooster crossing the road. He stopped the car, got out, confirmed the rooster was dead and saw a nearby farmhouse. He drove up to the house, knocked on the door, and an old farmer answered. The salesman said, “I was driving past and I think I accidentally ran over your rooster. I’m terribly sorry, but I’m more than willing to replace him.” The farmer looked puzzled for a minute, and finally shrugged his shoulders and said “Suit yourself. The hens are around the back.” Prev Article Next Article Related Posts Players freeze when national anthem won He had to live in sickness, dirt and chains for 9 years, his ugly face made everyone shunned Dog Living With Owner On Streets For Years Gets His Own Comfy Bed
