“Well, it’s like this, I’ve always had a fantasy to kiss a nun.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that, on two conditions:
1. you have to be single, and 2. you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull off to the side of the road, we will see what we can do.”
The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! And when he begins to pull back after half a minute, she dives back in and gives him another kiss that would make a sailor blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m not even Catholic.”
The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
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