Stressed Out? You Need A Cup Of “Calm The F**k Down” Tea

We all know that after a long, stressful day, a cup of tea can help take the edge off. No tea is more specifically designed to do precisely that, though, that this tea: Calm The Fuck Down tea.

Marketed by Firebox, this tea promises the following:

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

As well as this gem:

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.

Each packet contains roughly 50 cups of tea, which is guaranteed to calm down even the most chaotic and energetic of individuals.

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