From the mouths of babes…
A policeman on a horse approaches a little girl on a bicycle and says, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?”
“Yep,” replies the little girl.
“Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” he says, and fines her $5 for it.
The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?”
The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”
“Well,” says the little girl, “next year tell Santa that the d–ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
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