One of the most important things about marriage is to have a sense of humor through better or worse, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall tweet.
And for these hilarious husbands, they seem to have gotten the memo.
And that using five paper towels to wipe out a Ziploc bag probably isn’t that smart.
Recycling is hard.
Finding that perfect ratio is hard.
So even though he loves you, he made EXACTLY the amount.
You’re on your own.
Didn’t you know?
You’re supposed to read her mind.
In a galaxy far, far away.
May the Force be with you.
Don’t go the dark side.
And mason jars that people actually just use as mason jars.
Pin, pin, pin.
Or rather, the speaking punishment.
Depending on the situation.
It is kind of hard to talk with all that candy in your mouth.
That’s certainly a thought to chew on…
*Sees wife putting away folded laundry*
So, do you need help folding laundry?
And sometimes you breathe too loud.
It really depends on the day, but we still love you — when you’re quiet.
It’s getting hot in here.
The final result?
About 72 degrees when he’s home.
When he’s gone?
All bets are off — and the heat is on.
And if she’s in line at the store with a cart of wine and chocolate?
Always let her go first.
Not the lasagna!
Timing is everything.
I don’t know.
Did you hear something?
Putting words in your mouth.
It’s really two-way communication.
She says something and you communicate by a series of nods and smiles.
Maybe she wanted the top bunk instead?
Either way, that’s probably a pretty effective birth control method.
“I said UNSUBSCRIBE!”
No matter where you go, no matter what you do…
She will find you and put you to work.
It’s horrible, actually.
Can’t go to the store, can’t do laundry.
Everyone knows you don’t use the decorative towels.
That’s why they’re called decorative towels.
The answer is always “yes.” You always need something from the store.
After all, every dog needs a good wardrobe.
How is that stupid stuff?
And what is this “pan” that you speak of?
I think we should just order in…
It always goes on the top shelf to the right.
Everyone knows that, dude.
Thou shall not put the milk away wrong
Thou shall not load the dishwasher any way other than the way you are asked.
But who doesn’t want to save 35 cents on dish soap?
Bill doesn’t want to save 35 cents on dish soap.
Now here’s a man who knows how to use coupons.
Three hours later:
I think we should order out.
That one just sealed the deal.
She couldn’t it bear it anymore.
Yeah, maybe don’t go through her closet without her permission.
At least your heart was in the right place, even if the donation wasn’t.
It’s actually quite a performance.
Everyone loves a hero!